Drazi conspiracy

29 December 2008 737 views 6 Comments

I usually do not believe in coincidences, but sometimes life is just weird. The company I work for has moved to a new office building and once I sat down on my new desk and looked around (literally), it hit me: the design company responsible for the interior must be either headed by a covert Drazi or there must be some other kind of conspiracy.

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As you can see, this can’t be a coincidence. No one their right mind would use those colors together in the same room, so my guess is that the Drazi have sent one of their own back in time to influence our perception … make us more susceptible to their cause once we go out to the stars and build space stations.

I have wondered, though, if I could create fractions at work. Maybe I should bring two cloths with me, one purple, one green and see who picks them up.

“One purple and one green carries mark of leadership. He who takes leader cloth is leader. He who takes green is green and follows green leader. He who takes purple is purple and follows purple leader.”
- Green Drazi Leader, Babylon 5, »The Geometry of Shadows«

It should be fun to watch what happens. Maybe I can introduce a new fashion trend? And, after all, what are the Drazi going to do about it?

“Rules of combat older than contact with other races. Did not mention aliens. Rules change caught up in committee. Not come through yet.”
- Former Green Drazi Leader, Babylon 5, »The Geometry of Shadows«

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tschilai said:

rofl

Thanks

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Starstuff Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

You are very welcome. I fell off my chair laughing when I realized that. My colleagues just didn’t understand, but I guess the colors are a good omen … I am convinced I can convert some of them now to true B5 followers.

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# 29 December 2008 at 4:19 pm

Jarsto said:

As I may have mentioned before they decided to do green and purple rather than green and red for Christmas decorations at my job. I burst out laughing as well. Of course this is also worrying, it’s prove that the Drazi have infiltrated the interior design world in several countries already. Maybe they think we’re a lost Centauri colony. Someone should point out that’s just a clerical error…

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Starstuff Reply:
December 29th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

I remembered that you mentioned that when I was at the office … that’s actually why I took the pictures because I thought I needed proof of that. After all, this synchronicity seemed just too weird. But looking at the global scale of things, you are right. This must be a galactic mixup. :mrgreen:

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# 29 December 2008 at 6:54 pm